Man-Bomb

Ever wake up in a bathtub wearing an adult diaper with one of your eyebrows completely shaved and a tattoo of an avocado on your neck? You may not remember all those bad decisions, but you won’t be forgetting the rich bourbon fragrance, the relaxing salts, or how smooth your skin is after using our "Bourbon and Bad Decisions" Man-Bomb. Cheers.

It's been a long day. You've worked fourteen hours and have another two hours on the road, or rather, in traffic ahead of you. Someone cuts you off, causing you to use every swear word you know and several in a language you don't. Once at home you're greeted with a stack of bills bigger than your dog, which has also just peed on the carpet. The carpet your mother in law gave you, the one she always brings up to see if you're taking good care of it. That carpet. Your whole body hurts and you have fourteen messages in your voicemail before you can even take your shoes off. If this sounds like a typical day for you, perhaps we could interest you in a Man-Bomb. Go on, Take A Moment.

Everybody's got enemies. Batman has the Joker. Sherlock Holmes has Moriarty. Karen has your general manager. Even you might have a rogues gallery of foes you hope to vanquish. With the Blood of My Enemies Man-Bomb you'll finally get to have the blood bath you've been dreaming of. With the fresh scent of strawberries and the silky smooth feeling of sweet almond oil on your skin, you can finally take a moment and bathe in your revenge. #Man-Bomb #TakeaMoment #bathbomb #relax #revenge #bathproducts #soap #man #foreverymanagertheresaKarenwaitingintheshadowswithacomplaint