Weird Harbour Espresso Bar
1656 Barrington St B3J0C2 Halifax, NS, Canada

Weird Harbour 2021: Back in the Habit Open 7-5!

Hey Dudes! We're open Tuesday & Wednesday until 2:30 and then we're closing up shop until January 4th for a little holiday vacay :) Thanks for all the amazing support during a weirrrrd year we'll see you folks in 2021!!!

Come on down to Weird Harbour for the CA-RAZIEST DEALS on all the hottest Holiday gifts! We've got GIFT CARDS, SWEATERS, COFFEE, etc. at UNREAL prices to make your loved ones literally SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST with JOY! These deals won't last long! All 2020 models MUST GO! And with our LUDICROUSLY low financing, you won't pay for ONE FULL MINUTE! That's right folks, ONE FULL MINUTE of 0.0% APR financing, no money down, no payments for 60! WHOLE! SECONDS! Our accountants say it's PREPOSTEROUS! Our lawyers say "I'VE ASKED YOU THREE TIMES PLEASE LEAVE MY OFFICE". Our spouses say "Wow that's great now would you please clean the litter box?" BUT WE DONT CARE! With deals this CA-RAZY we don't need spous- no wait, Sandra I didn't mean it! COME BACK SANDRA! SANDRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

FYI: We're still open for Take-Out! We've been doing take out only since the first shut down and we're going to try to keep it up, but in order to do so safely and keep you guys and our staff healthy, we ask for your help with the following 1. Please wear a mask. They are fun! You can pretend to be robbing us (but please don't actually rob us unless you are Robin Hood in which case you better be dang charming and/or a bipedal talking Disney fox)... 2. Please sanitize your hands before coming in. YOUR HANDS ARE GROSS 3. Please keep to one person in the shop at a time. Everyone else can wait in line and wonder what we're talking about inside (Hint: it's probably Covid or that sexy cartoon fox that keeps robbing us. OR THE HOT TOPIC OF YOUR DISGUSTING HANDS) 4. Please keep your distance and pay via tap. We've got a pretty nifty contactless system in place so we much prefer it to cash! 5. Please support in some way our lovely friends and neighbours in the Downtown bars, restaurants and shops. They are the sweetest pals and this situation sucks. We'll keep you posted if anything comes up, along with our upcoming winter hours that we'll be switching over to soon. Thanks guys! Stay safe and healthy!

SWEATIES ARE BACK IN STOCK! Just a heads up guys, these sweaters are shit hot right now. Anna Wintour said they redefined fashion. Virgil Abloh saw them and steam literally shot out of his ears. Consumer Reports named them Hottest Children's Toy for Christmas 2020. They were just awarded Best New Artist at the CMA's. They're presently on track to win the Super Bowl. THEY WERE THE WINNERS OF BIG BROTHER ALL STARS!!!! ...okay all lies BUT you CAN put them over your head and wear them on your body. HOT SHIT GUYS!

@ceals25 & company carved this MASTERPIECE of a pumpkin and our Halloween Hearts have exploded with gratitude. TOO SWEET! To mark our appreciation, we promise to use only PREMIUM (triple ply) quality toilet paper and free range eggs when we TP their house and egg their volkswagen. HAPPY HALLOWEEN GUYS!!!

Closed for Remembrance Day. Back at it tomorrow

We're closed today for a little a Thanksgiving break! See you on Tuesday :)

HOLY SHIRT WE'VE GOT SWEATERS! For the first time EVER Weird Harbour has MERCH. It's NUTS. In a year where literally EVERYTHING has happened, THIS ALSO HAPPENED. For years people have been asking us for swag and we've finally gotten our SHIRT TOGETHER. It's true: The day has come when you, YES YOU, can pay us money to advertise for us. SICK!... And let me tell you, these babies are PERFECT for: -Sunday mornings when you are cold but don't feel like trying. -Date Nights where you'd like to communicate that 'this probably isn't going anywhere but I need to eat anyway so whatever' -Hand Washing a car (MULTIPLE RAG OPPORTUNITY) -Convincing your Princeton friend that Weird Harbour is actually a BETTER university in the SECRET Ivy League and they literally only let in one person at a time. -Halloween Costumes when you want to dress up like a Sexy Weird Harbour Take-Out Cup (and go home a SOLO CUP heyyyoo!) - Putting in a duffel bag and saying "I need to go to the gym" and never going to the gym. - Ripping apart down the middle before bodyslamming Macho Man -Putting on a baby and convincing your friends that you've got Benjamin Button disease. - Telling the world that you, YES YOU, love Weird Harbour and you want the whole world to know it and the whole world says "I literally have no idea what you're talking about and what heck is a Weird Barber when I Google it their website doesn't work." - You can even put it on when you're chilly! Available NOW in person at the shop. Get yours today

Autumn Vibes at WH

We survived Teddy! Open 12:30-6:00!! And back to normal hours tomorrow :)